jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
youmesmanques asked: most of the kids are really nice, and pretty into the course. almost everyone does extra stuff on the side like student radio etc (so a bit intimidating)! in first semester you do intro to journalism (which is ethics and stuff), reporting and newswriting, plus your 'contextual major' which is either cinema studies, philosophy and lit, politics or asian studies and communications and...
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
It’s weird not to be weird.– John Lennon (via tat-art)